It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.
It’s happened again. Another School administration took their brains out of their heads to play with, and then forgot where they left them.
Last month a Maryland second grader was suspended for two days because, he apparently chewed off pieces of the toaster pastry he was eating, and fashioned it into the shape of a gun. Then according to his teacher he said, “Bang, Bang.” This comes on the heals of a 5 year old girl in Pennsylvania being suspended from kindergarten for pointing her Hello Kitty bubble gun at another student and allegedly threatening to shoot her.
My first reaction after reading these stories was anger and disbelief. I wondered, “How can people be so stupid?!” But the more I read and thought about it, all I could do was laugh. Being outraged about these types of things is only going to raise my already high blood pressure. Finding the humor in them, is for me a much healthier alternative. And there are some parts to this story that are hilarious. Starting with the letter sent home to parents of students at Park Elementary School where the toaster pastry incident took place, it read;
“During breakfast this morning, one of our students used food to make inappropriate gestures that disrupted the class. While no physical threats were made and no one was harmed, the student had to be removed from the classroom.”
“Inappropriate gestures” now that’s funny. When I was in grade school I couldn’t bring a banana for lunch without making an “Inappropriate gesture” with it. I would point it at someone like it was a gun and I would point it at someone like it was……. well, use your imagination. And cut me a break, I was just a kid. First the teacher would tell me to stop. If I didn’t stop she would call my parents. Not because she thought I was making a terrorist threat with a banana but because I was being disrespectful to a teacher. When I arrived home my dad would give me “The Look” and then ask me if in the future I could please try using my head for something other than a hat rack. It was his way of saying, “Son, think next time!” Then we would go out and play a game of catch until dinner. I don’t remember a news crew from ABC television ever coming to our house to talk to us about it. And going forward I did my best to fight the urge of pointing my banana at anyone.
This story also states that, the school made a guidance counselor available to kids who had questions.
I don’t know about you, but I would have played that up big time if going to see the school guidance counselor would mean getting me excused from math class. “Gee wiz Miss Johnson, ever since that pop tart thing happened I have this terrible fear of strawberry preserves. I’ll probably need to see you the rest of the year. Make sure our meetings aren’t scheduled during recess would ya?”
And finally I love the comment the boy’s father made; “When you compare the caliber of the ‘offense’ to the caliber of the punishment, they don’t match up.” Caliber? Did he really just use the word caliber? As in caliber of a bullet? I hope he was trying to be funny, but if you watch the video it doesn’t seem that way. Maybe this family does have an unhealthy fascination with guns. If this kid comes back to school and chomps a slice of Wonder Bread into the shape of an AK 47 the school might be right. Maybe there actually is a problem.
However, if you think all of this craziness is a new phenomena, think again. Here’s a quote from Mark Twain;
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then He made school boards. Mark Twain died in 1910.