I love bagels. Love em with cream cheese, love em with peanut butter, love to make sandwiches with them, little pizzas, toasted, untoasted, every way imaginable I love bagels. But I don’t think that I would like one in my head.
You’re probably saying to yourself, “That’s stupid, of course no one would like a bagel in their head!” But you would be wrong, some people apparently do like bagels in their heads. And appropriately enough, they are called, “Bagel Heads.”
It’s true, look it up. There is a fashion craze going on in Japan. A new beauty trend called “Bagel heading.”
The way I understand it, is that there is a procedure where a persons forehead is injected with about 400 cc of a saline solution that produces a soft bubble on the forehead. Then the person who is doing the procedure, presses their thumb into the middle of this bump until an indentation is formed. The result is an image which makes it appear as if a bagel has been inserted under the skin. Ok, so technically a real live bagel isn’t actually inserted into someone’s skull, but that’s the way it appears. After about 16 hours the saline solution is absorbed into the body and the “bagel” disappears.
That’s too bad. I think I would like to see someones head stay like that just as a lesson to everyone else. It’s kind of like how you felt when your brother or sister would be making those funny faces at you during the car ride on your family vacation. Mom would say to them, “Quit making those faces or your face will stay that way!” And you would be thinking, “Yes! Please, please, please.”
Besides the stupidity in all of this, I’m confounded by the lack of imagination. From the articles I’ve read, it takes about two hours to inject the saline solution. So, after two hours of having salt water pumped into your dome the best you can do is make a hole in the center with your thumb and then say, “Hey look everybody, I’m a Bagel, bwa, ha, ha!” ?
Why not make an impression of a light bulb and say “Look I have an idea.” or put a question mark in there and say, “Look I’m thinking.” or better yet, just leave the the solution alone and walk around with a big bump on your head and say, “Hey, look everyone, I’m an idiot!”
I think the closest I ever came to putting a bagel in my head was when I was about 8 years old and stuck an M&M in my ear. A green one. My mom of course was upset and screamed, “Dale, how could you!!!?” Being only 8, I wasn’t really sure. All I could say was, “Because I wanted to see if it would fit.” It did.
She said, “Wait til your father gets home.” I said, “What?” So she shouted in my other ear, “I said, wait until you father gets home!” That’s when the M&M popped out and the dog ate it.
Anyway, to prove to you that I couldn’t possibly make this stuff up, please check out this article from Fox News.com
I think I’ll just have toast for breakfast this morning.